You MAY NOT vote for ANY candidate for any office who meets the following disqualifications:
1) Has refused to endorse one of the four Green Lanterns as the general protector of Sector 2814.
2) Reads Marvel Comics and/or watches Anime or Stargate Atlantis.
3) Refuses to recognize the threat posed by Darkseid, the Legion of Doom, the Borg, and the Dominion.
4) Betrays Federation values in their words and voting patterns, which we know to be the only true values in the galaxy.
The punishment for casting your vote for any candidate who is guilty of the above charges is an eternal life of torment within the walls Arkham Asylum. So vote wisely because Batman is watching you. Five minutes of your life could end up costing you an eternal afterlife full of agony.
All Praise Be to Wonder Woman for helping us decide what's best for you, so that you don't have to make any of those decisions yourself.
Fatwas, Election 2008, Candidates, Sinisters, Judgement