Monday, October 15, 2007

A Call to the Infidels

Know that the Batman is all powerful, all seeing, and all knowing. How can anyone deny the Truth when the DC scriptures make it so plain? Batman cannot and will not be denied. With Him there is no fear.

It is not too late to step into the light. Please, we want you to join us in the Hall of Justice. Accept the Justice League into your heart and your problems will disappear. If we can just believe and bring our country back to the truth and justice handed down to us through DC Comics; the truth and justice upon which this nation was founded, we will return to what we once were.


Editor's Note:

We here at the First Church of the DC Comictician and the Latter Day Citizens of the United Federation of Planets think there aren't enough violent, backward and intolerant religious sects in this world so we just thought we'd add our name to list.


Anne Johnson said...

Welcome, and may you bomb many sovereign nations!

Elvis Drinkmo said...

That's not a bad idea, Anne. Show the world how committed we are to nonviolence by bombing a few non-believing cities out of existence.

But no! Those are the thoughts fostered by the Legion of Doom and in spite of the sway that Lex Luthor has over our daily lives we must resist his charm and his temptation. Batman teaches us to hate the comic books, but not the comic book fans. True believers must strive to remember that.