In order to see the Hall of Justice you must give 85% of all earned and non earned income to this church so that the leaders of this church can live more comfortably and drive nicer vehicles.
Another 10% must go to candidates seeking public office who support the rights of the ProtoUniverse and a constitutional amendment that would allow us to put Superman back in the classroom and train first grade children to fly from twelve story buildings with gliders so that they may better understand the Almighty Ways of the Batman.
This church graciously allows you to keep 5% of of your earnings after taxes to fulfill whatever earthly or multi-dimensional needs you to meet.
This fatwa includes any overtime you accrue and money you make by mowing your neighbor's lawn, selling your car, and having yard sales. Even children running lemon aid stands this summer must cough up 85% for us and 10% for our politicians unless their little souls fathom the idea of going straight to Arkham.
It Hath Been Declared. All Praise Be to the Black Canary for allowing us to make such infinitely wise decisions on behalf what we all know is right.
Fatwa, Alms, Praise, Your Soul in Arkham