Saturday, November 10, 2007

A Prayer for Strength: Batgirl

Good evening, friends. Please, let us bow our heads together in prayer.

Dear Batgirl,

We thank you for everything you have done to protect us from the Penguin and the Riddler. We ask that you keep fighting these deadly foes who hate us for our freedoms and because we elect our representatives.

We also ask that you smack all of our opponents and enemies upside the head with a baterang, so they may all see how serious we are about finding nonviolent solutions to the world's problems. We ask that you show these nonbelievers and infidels the true meaning of peace, love and understanding by beating them down and dragging their broken bodies straight to the eternal gates of Arkham Asylum.

Batgirl, we ask that you give us the strength to fight the inner criminals which lurk within us as well. We know that we are barely worthy of your grace and your patience, but we call upon you for strength and protection because of the glory that is your name. For we are all born with the Original Sinister and only through you can we be cleansed.

For you so loved the world that you took a bullet from the Joker while trying to keep us safe. We must strive every minute to make ourselves worthy of your sacrifice.

O Batgirl, we celebrate thee and we will never forget how you have bailed the Dynamic Duo out of so many hopeless situations. We pray that you will help bail us out ours too.

In the Second Robin's name, we pray,



Dave said...

What, no mention of form defining leather in Batgirl's prayer? Heresy!

Elvis Drinkmo said...

Batgirl understands that all of us mere mortals are born with the Original Sinister; therefore she forgives us if we can just bring ourselves to stand before her grace and ask.