Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Offering Thanks

A Holiday is upon us and I think we should all take a moment to give thanks to the Justice League of America and Starfleet Command. It is because of them that you will be able to enjoy the good company of family, strangers and friends alike without the fear of a Legion of Doom reprisal.

Thanks to the JLA, you'll be able to hit the bars after stuffing your face full of turkey and mashed potatoes without having to worry about the Joker dropping poisonous laughing gas on you or having to put your alcohol soaked brain cells to work trying to solve one of the Riddler's puzzles. It is because of the JLA and Starfleet that you'll be able to go out and get tanked without having to worry about an invasion from Apokolips or the Borg Collective while your trying to stagger your way to the cab.

Just remember while you're eating that turkey and later, out there polishing off that 15th bottle of beer the Green Lantern Corps, Hawkgirl, Wonder Woman, the Batman, and the Martian Manhunter and the wonderful blessings they bestow upon us. Remember Captains James T. Kirk, Jean Luc Picard, Benjamin Sisko, Kathryn Janeway, and Jonathan Archer and the sacrifices they make everyday saving this quadrant from impending disaster.

To our Starfleet Captains and our Heroes in the Justice League and Justice Society, we are forever grateful. May they continue to bless with their awesome powers, cool tools, and supreme starship navigational skills.

When you're toasting to the good times don't forget to those from this dimension, this quadrant, and this galaxy who make it possible.

10 comments:

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Anne Johnson said...

Must be some commie plot if Adam can post comments here and Anne can't.

Elvis Drinkmo said...

It must be Black Adam, Anne.

I knew there was a sinister plot behind this.

Jennifer said...

Where does Wesley Crusher fit into your pantheon?

Elvis Drinkmo said...

That's a good question, Jennifer. Wesley Crusher is very important to all sentient life in all four quadrants because of the sacrifices he has made for us in his dealings with the Traveler from Tau Alpha C.

And we must always remember to use Acting Ensign Wesley Crusher's name just before we say "amen" when we are praying to Dr. Beverly Crusher for healing and guidance.

Not doing so will result in immediate Borg assimilation upon entering the afterlife.

Ananke said...

I wonder if Adam is pals with the same Peter Pan who keeps spamming my comments. ;-)

Elvis Drinkmo said...

It is possible, Ananke.

The Legion of Doom has likely been monitoring this blog and working to stop anyone who partakes in the Truth. So this person could be an ally of Black Adam. My guess is the Cheetah or perhaps even Poison Ivy, herself.

jennyville said...

A very happy Thanksgiving to you, Reverend, and Mrs. Drinkmo, and
The First Church of the DC Comictician and Latter Day Citizens of the United Federation of Planets!

Jackie said...

15?!? Ha! Us Marvel fans have at least 16 beers on Thanksgiving!

Have a good Thanksgiving Elvis and Family! :D