Apologies Again

Once again it has been brought the Elders' attention that emails and comments to the First Church of DC Comictician and Latter Day Citizens of the United Federation of Planets have been bouncing.

At first we thought that the Lex Luthor was behind this and then we began discussing the possibility that the folks at Google have been assimilated by the Borg. But since we have two email accounts that have nothing to do with Google, we must assume that there is a greater conspiracy going on here. Perhaps, the Borg and the Legion of Doom have also gotten to Yahoo and MSN. Or perhaps the Borg has formed a temporary alliance with the Dominion (worse yet, the Borg has conquered the Dominion and is now using their technology against those of us who are trying to get the Truth out). Or maybe Black Manta has thrown his hat into the ring. Who knows?

Whatever the case may be, the Elders would like to reassure everyone that we have banned no one from our church. (Some Christians might do that, but DC Comicticians do not. Superman commands us to reach out to the masses and convince them of his might, regardless of their sinisters and their trespasses.)

Again, our apologies. Always remember; there is nothing in this world that goes wrong which cannot be directly blamed on the Legion of Doom and their sympathizers.

Tags:
Legion of Doom, Conspiracy, Truth Silenced, The Borg