Tuesday, February 19, 2008

This Just In............

Lately tensions have been running very high between the supporters of Captain Sisko and the supporters of Captain Janeway.

For some time now we have had suspicions that someone has been tampering with the communicators and the drop off comment/donation boxes on the backs of our pews that go directly to the Intergalactic Board of Elders. So we decided to place hidden cameras around our temples to get some pictures and see if our suspicions were correct.

And, of course, they were:





Just as we thought.

7 comments:

The Film Geek said...

Of course! If only we had the technology to reach this conclusion years ago...

rebecca said...

*dies laughing*

Malach the Merciless said...

Now I am scard, how many days until self destruction?

Ananke said...

I knew it!!!!!

Elvis Drinkmo said...

Agreed, everyone.

How could we have overlooked this?

Jackie said...

No. You. Di. Dunt.


LMAO!!!

Elvis Drinkmo said...

We had to, Jackie.

Someone has to get the Truth out and since the First Church of the DC Comictician and Latter Day Citizens of the United Federation of Planets is the only church that will tell people what is really going on, the onus was on us.

We pray to Captain Picard and ask Him to fly in on the Enterprise E and save us from this mess.