Lately tensions have been running very high between the supporters of Captain Sisko and the supporters of Captain Janeway.
For some time now we have had suspicions that someone has been tampering with the communicators and the drop off comment/donation boxes on the backs of our pews that go directly to the Intergalactic Board of Elders. So we decided to place hidden cameras around our temples to get some pictures and see if our suspicions were correct.
And, of course, they were:
Just as we thought.