Sunday, February 3, 2008

Marvel Comics- The Fastest Growing Blasphemy, I Mean Comic Books, in the World

Once again, just look at that tee-shirt my very own grandson is wearing. At the age of 2, he is already beginning to fall prey to the worship of false heroes and heretic stories of exploding green hulks and four people who aren't even fantastic enough to steer a spaceship away from a storm- leaving some poor guy named Ben all transformed into some kind of rock-like being.

But there is hope:

Here is my granddaughter is showing believers her favorite game that's she likes playing her Papaw.

We can only hope that the glorious divinity of the Batman and His teachings will someday wear off on her brother, so that he may give up his devotion to Spiderman and realize that the only true Heroes of this dimension and others can be found within the scriptures of DC Comics.

I ask that everyone light a candle and pray to Zatanna that the wicked influences of Marvel Comics will cease to plague this family which is firmly devoted to the word of the Justice League.


Malach the Merciless said...

Being a Marvel Guy, here is the problem DC as away had. Can't they get this God Damned Contiunity staight, and not have to do a "Crisis" series every decade?

But I also like some of DC, Batman, Green Arrow, Vigilante, The Joker (fave villian of all time), Darkseid, I could probably go on.

Buzzardbilly said...

I shall light a candle to Batgirl for you darling grandson. Surely in time he will learn that there is no "tingling spidey sense," just the body's way of alerting him of a need for some alone time in the bathroom.

Your lovely granddaughter is wise beyond her years. Did I mention that mamaw and papaw are actually French and not some 'made up hillbillyism"? French fur trappers were the first white men in Appalachia and they intermarried with the native tribes.

Elvis Drinkmo said...


The DC Scriptures teach us that the multiverse is full of possibilities and crises and it isn't up to us as mere mortals to question the wisdom that has been laid out for us by Sueprman, Wonder Woman, Batgirl, and the Martian Manhunter.

But we'd like to take this opportunity to welcome you. We'd like for you to take another look at the false prophets over at Marvel Comics. The Hall of Justice awaits and the only way to get there by embracing the Flash and His teachings. Will you join us?

Friends, it's important for us to remember that when it comes to Marvel Comics, we must learn to hate the comic books, but not the comic book fans. We want these people to turn away from the false teachings of Professor Xavier and embrace the Bat instead. It is not our place to judge; that must be left up to our Heroes in the Watchtower.


Thank you for your prayers. We know that we will be able to get this.

I also have French blood via my maternal great-greatmother. During the Civil War and after West Virginia broke away from coastal Virginia, confederate troops stormed the family farm and stole their horses- which is why I get excited when I hear people talking about the South rising again, if they do I want paid for those twelve horses- with about a hundred and fifty years of interest. ;)

The Film Geek said...

Your grandkids seem like wonderful, bright children and I'm sure with your tutoring they will continue toward the Bat Signal!

It's cool to see the Reverend's family. Thanks!

Ananke said...

You have the cutest grandkids. Even if one of them has been corrupted by Spiderman. ;-)

Elvis Drinkmo said...

Thanks, Ananke.

I just hope they don't fight over all my Star Trek DVDs and comic books when I leave this world to be with Captain Jean Luc Picard.