Wednesday, February 27, 2008

General Zod Announces His Candidacy

Holy Batgirl, a blogger after my own heart.

Uh, I mean.... this is an outrage! General Zod for president. I realize that this is a nation full of Legion of Doom supporters who are too busy reading Marvel Comics to look around and see the havoc that the Joker is reeking upon our everyday lives, but I cannot believe that people everywhere would be rallying around a general who was banished to the Phantom Zone by Jor-El for crimes against Kryptonians.

Then again, perhaps it's not that hard to believe. Just hang the word Democrat around his neck and I guarantee you that every coffee house and college campus in America will be emptied out and the streets from New York to Los Angeles will be full of people holding up "Zod for President" signs.

Hat Tip to Ananke from Confused and Amused for informing the church of this deadly new development. For her soul cannot falter and her heart is filled with the Justice League's love.


JDB said...

So is General Zod sort of like the Ralph Nader of the Justice League?

Malach the Merciless said...


Elvis Drinkmo said...

Well, JDB, possibly. Although Zod's platform shares many similarities to most of the people currently seeking the White House, if Nader works that's fine by us.

AngryMan said...

Just get a big sheet of glass. It'll be cool.

Mister Scott said...

we as weak Marvel-ites were bound to eventually KNEEL!