Monday, May 5, 2008

National Security and Family Values

This comes from Family Security Matters:

One might ask why it is important to understand the relation between the Leftist/Marxist/Islamist Alliance and the Emerging Movement among Churches and Mosques. It is because it indicates the movement of a historically conservative church and other organizations into the fold. These Emerging Church and Mosque Movements are the elephants in the pew. The Radical Islamist Movement has realized that the tactical weapons of terrorism and suicide bombing may not be achieving their goal for world domination, and that seduction, economics and political action are more effective in winning the war. In this essay, I address how the Leftist/Marxist/Islamist Alliance is approaching the goal of achieving a one religion/one-world government.

The public failure of the Soviet Union in 1991 interred Lenin’s theory of social causation in his Red Square casket, although, like Dracula, the monster occasionally climbs out of its casket and wanders through American college campuses and churches, seeking whom it may devour.

Give us a break. Lenin's theories crawling out his casket like Dracula to stalk college campuses and churches?

These people need a reality check.

There is only one organization dedicated to world domination and they call themselves the Legion of Doom. And if we don't begin preparing for their insidious and evil plans we will all fall prey to Lex Luthor and the Joker. We need to live out every single minute of our lives in fear of the things they will do to us in their quest for power and the occasional diamond heist. Hide under your beds and be afraid of your own shadow; for only the Justice League of America can save us.

V.I. Lenin has never emerged from the grave, but Solomon Grundy has.

This ain't no fuckin' joke! You better start paying attention, people. You better start praying to Batgirl that Killer Frost doesn't set her sights on your house because she's out there and she wants you and your children.

This is why the Elders hereby pronounce this: Legion of Doom Awareness Week.

That's right. All this week, we'll be reminding you of ways that you can resist the influences of Gorilla Grodd, Giganta, Scarecrow, Toyman, Captain Cold and the all things the really, really bad things threaten our very way of life everyday. So stay tuned.



Malach the Merciless said...

Dear Reverend,
Is Solomon Grundy bad, or just misunderstood?

Elvis Drinkmo said...

He's pure evil and a threat to democracy everywhere just like Black Manta.

Does that answer your question.

Buzzardbilly said...