Monday, February 4, 2008

The Challenge



The elders from the First Church of the DC Comictician and Latter Day Citizens of the United Federation of Planets believe:

The real Challenge of the Superfriends is the challenge we all find within ourselves to ward off our sinisters and resist Gorilla Grodd's mindbeams which seek to pull us into the realm of evil.

The real Challenge of the Superfriends is the challenge to take our schools, our government, and our country out of the Legion of Doom's hands and restore our nation to one which reflects Justice League values.

The real Challenge of the Superfriends is the challenge to embrace the teachings of Wonder Woman and ask for Her guidance as well as Her golden lasso which brings the Truth out of everybody.

The real Challenge of the Superfriends is the challenge to call upon Batman to save us from our sinisters and the Riddler.

The real Challenge of the Superfriends is the challenge to look within our own hearts to seek out our yearning for justice and the ability to smite our foes with deadly force in the name of peace.

The real Challenge of the Superfriends is the challenge to abandon everything we've learned in the Legion of Doom's public schools and sacrifice all science and reason to faith and worship alone.

The real Challenge of the Superfriends lies within us all.

Are you up to the challenge?


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5 comments:

Anne Johnson said...

Nope.

Rosie said...

The Temple of Anime-ism is confused by this. Would it not be better to make peace with the enemies...or at the very least sign a treaty to fend off the global damage of the coming Apocolips that we know about. Perhaps a treaty bearing the name of one of the Temple of Anime-ism's home cities...uh...Kyoto.

Elvis Drinkmo said...

First, we here at the First Church of DC Comictician and Latter Day Citizens of the United Federation of Planets are not concerned with global damage because the Vulcans are coming in 2063 and they will fix everything.

Second, DC Comicticians are dedicated to peace even with our enemies- though sometimes we just have to beat them black and blue so they can see how committed we are to non-violence and understanding.

Malach the Merciless said...

Yeah, Bizzaro is a retard with strength, I think I could take him.

Elvis Drinkmo said...

That's the spirit Malach. Through prayer to the Justice League and devotion to Superman, we can overcome the Legion of Doom and their bought-out politicians!