Tuesday, April 15, 2008


The First Church of the DC Comictician and the Latter Day Citizens of the United Federation of Planets would like to welcome the Popemobile to the United States and I suppose we should offer some sort of "hello" to the guy inside with the little white hat. Anyway.

The Popemobile is one mean ride now- bulletproof Plexiglas on a white, low-ridin' Chevy S-10 meets a little bit of faith. Its mission here is to reign in pedophilia and order their politicians to vote pro-protouniverse and to the Popemobile we say: Flashspeed.

Of course, as much as we love this ride, it's nowhere near as cool as this.

Or this.

Nevertheless, Popemobile, enjoy your time on our American streets and maybe someday you'll grow to look like this with a guy like this on board instead of some "spiritual leader" who can't even shoot laser beams out of his eyeballs.



Anne Johnson said...

Made Anne laugh!!!!!

The Film Geek said...

This is the post I've been waiting for! Great, great post.

I left the church during the peak of the pedophile-aroma. I figured I wouldn't belong to any other group or organization that shuffled pedophiles around on the sly, why belong to this one. So I left, and joined the Church of DC.

I sleep better at night now.

Malach the Merciless said...

Or the Invisible Jet. Speaking of that have you seen Justice League: New Frontiers? Amazing.

Elvis Drinkmo said...

Knowing that the Batman is watching over you from a tall ledge is always good for restful sleep, Film Geek.

I'm glad you got a laugh, Anne. For without laughter there is no Justice League- wait, did I say that right?

Elvis Drinkmo said...


Our church has not been blessed yet with the Glory that is New Frontier. But it will be soon.

JDB said...

Since Ratzy's German, couldn't get a sweet BMW or Benz Popemobile? Maybe a new Audi R8 with a wavin-to-the-crowds bubble sunroof? C'mon!

Regardless, of course - it ain't the Batmobile.

Mild Red (The Person Formerly Known As Ananke) said...

I'll bet he doesn't even have cool gadgets to make up for his lack of superpowers. What an amateur!

Elvis Drinkmo said...

It ain't the Batmobile, indeed, JDB.

You're right, Mild Red. No utility belt, no x-ray vision, no power ring, no ability to run faster than the speed of sound. He hasn't even put in any flight time at Starfleet Academy. How can anyone follow a guy like his?

Pope Benedict XVI said...

De Pope thanksee for your welcome, now you all must REPENT! Yes, yes.

Elvis Drinkmo said...

Your holiness, welcome.

While you're here, we urge you to check out a few DC Comic Books and discover the real truth that only the Bat can teach you. It's not too late to save your soul from eternal damnation in Arkham Asylum.