The First Church of the DC Comictician and the Latter Day Citizens of the United Federation of Planets would like to welcome the Popemobile to the United States and I suppose we should offer some sort of "hello" to the guy inside with the little white hat. Anyway.
The Popemobile is one mean ride now- bulletproof Plexiglas on a white, low-ridin' Chevy S-10 meets a little bit of faith. Its mission here is to reign in pedophilia and order their politicians to vote pro-protouniverse and to the Popemobile we say: Flashspeed.
Of course, as much as we love this ride, it's nowhere near as cool as this.
Nevertheless, Popemobile, enjoy your time on our American streets and maybe someday you'll grow to look like this with a guy like this on board instead of some "spiritual leader" who can't even shoot laser beams out of his eyeballs.
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