Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Happy Green Arrow Day

Today I was out on my daily routine; out in the streets- waving the Batman Chronicles in people's faces and frightening small children with stories about the horrors of Arkham Asylum and how all their friends and family members were more than likely going to end up there.

Just before the police arrived, I couldn't help but notice that everyone was wearing green. I began wondering what legendary figure could possibly be honored on such a day. Then I realized the obvious. People everywhere must be celebrating the Green Arrow in all of His glory.

This realization warmed my heart as I was taken on yet another cruise towards the county courthouse.

In this age of Joker worship and Legion of Doom conspiracies, it's nice to know that people still find time to honor Green Arrow and all of the wonderful blessings He hath bestowed upon humanity.


Malach the Merciless said...

Would that be Wussy Green Arrow, or Longbow Hunters Green Arrow, there is a difference.

Elvis Drinkmo said...

There is only one Green Arrow. The DC scriptures teach us this.

Beware of false Green Arrows and the idols erected in their names. For the Green Arrow is a jealous Green Arrow.