Wednesday, February 4, 2009

A New Era

Friends,

We are embarking upon a new era. The choice before us now is whether we will follow the path laid out for us in the scriptures of DC Comics or whether we will follow the Joker straight into the bowels of Arkham Asylum.

Beware, my friends, of the new liberal nihilistic mantra. All this talk about stimulus packages when we need to be stimulating our spirits so that we may die and go to the Hall of Justice.

When Barack Obama talks about "infrastructure" what he's really saying is that he wants to pour billions of our taxpayer dollars into a new headquarters for the Black Manta and all his other friends in the Legion of Doom. Remember these are the same people who have made careers keeping Batman out of the classroom. How can you trust them?

Yes, we have a fight ahead us, my faithful flock. We must keep our prayers to the Martian Manhunter vigilant; lest we all perish in the flames of Gorilla Grodd and Lex Luthor.

4 comments:

Jack Dorf said...

Timely warning Rev.

I danced to some of that "new liberal nihilistic mantra" at a club the other night.

I won't bore you with the details. But lets just say I woke up 3 days later; sodomised, sobbing and still economically unstimulated.

primalscreamx said...

I need to offer up prayers to Aquaman for this weekend and the Polar Plunge. He is seldom called on, I know, but when he's needed, he's needed.

Elvis Drinkmo said...

We'll pray together, Bill. I'll be down there with you.

Glory Be to Batgirl.

Elvis Drinkmo said...

Jack,

Indeed. Any type of stimulus can only come from loving the Justice League and Starfleet Command. Everything else is produced by the Legion of Doom and the Borg Collective.