Friday, February 20, 2009

Mr. Freeze Strikes Again

Some of my friends have been complaining about how the weather has went from the 50s down into the teens. And they seem to have forgotten what I told them: when people turn their backs on the Batman's teachings, bad things are going to happen to everyone. It has nothing to do with weather patterns, barometric pressures, or cold fronts. It has to do with how much faith a people has in the JLA.

If we falter in our devotion to our Heroes in the Watchtower, the Justice League will stand by and do nothing while arch-criminals like Mr. Freeze, Captain Cold and the Weather Wizard- who struck us all with wind storms last week because people refused to the hear the call to pay homage to the Flash for all He does to protect our way of life.

You better get with it, people. The sooner we get all our kids around the flag pole to hold hands and pray to Batgirl for Her blessing and forgiveness- the sooner we will have eternal bliss and 70 degree days of sunshine.

If we don't change our sinister ways, who knows what might happen next week. The Black Manta might destroy all of West Virginia with a tsunami or the Joker might unload millions of pounds of Smilex gas upon the populace. Or we might even up with a total jackass for a governor and none of us in this state knows what that is like.


Evil Twin's Wife said...

I don't know how much more devoted one can get than being a 4 year old girl who wanted to MARRY Batman (Yes, the Adam West version). I still love Batman to this very day.

Elvis Drinkmo said...

That is true devotion, ETW.

You will one day sit at Batman's side in the Hall of Justice. (The Adam West version.)

Malach the Merciless said...

That OK, the Human Torch (the android) live in my basement.