Over at Donut Buzz, the campaign between righteous vanilla ice cream and blasphemous peanut butter chocolate is on.The First Church of DC Comictician and Latter Day Citizens of the United Federation of Planets proudly endorses Vanilla as the number one ice cream in the world. Unlike the fans of Anime, Harry Potter, and
This same pure logic can be applied to ice cream. There's Vanilla ice cream and then there's everything else. There is no need for any more questions at this point.
When I was young boy, we would stay at our grandmother's house while we watched Batman and Robin foil the sinister plans of the Riddler, the Egghead, and King Tut on the TV screen, she would make us homemade Vanilla ice cream that would make the Dynamic Duo's victories even sweeter. There wasn't none of this Rocky Road, Moose Tracks, Mint Patty, or Peanut Butter Chocolate. It was Vanilla and you ate every bite of it or Gramma was pissed.
So you see, Vanilla ain't just a flavor. It's a religious experience. Be sure to check out this spiritual video on why it your right and your duty to get on over to Donut Buzz and vote. And as always you need to vote the way the leaders of this church have ordered you to:
Vote Thrilla Vanilla
9 comments:
Darn, I hate vanilla
Terrific post! If only your grandma had thrown a couple of Hershey bars and some spoonful's of peanut butter into that homemade Thrilla Vanilla.
If only...
You may have grown up reading The Avengers, instead. :)
Ohhhhhh, (shakes fervently) the horror. Had I grown up with the Avengers?
I would have been following the false prophesies of Marvel and had to wait for Bruce Banner to get angry so he could turn into the Hulk and solve all my problems for me. **shudder**
Wait, we did watch the Incredible Hulk with Bill Bixby and Lou Ferrigno at Gramma's too. Oh, dear. I must spend the rest of the day asking Plastic Man for forgiveness.
But, that was late at night after wicked heresy and false doctrine was allowed to air. Thankfully, the True path to salvation ran on Saturday mornings with the Superfriends, The Adventures of Aquaman, The Scooby Doo Show with Batman and Robin cameos, and Shazam. Saturday mornings was when we as young children were the most susceptible to spiritual teachings and True philosophy.
Go Thrilla Vanilla!
I have to admit that "For the sake of the planet" is pretty compelling, Reverend Elvis.
Thanks, Hoyt.
It is our mission here at the First Church to save souls from Arkham so that they may one day see the Hall of Justice.
Look Reverend, we both know Vanilla is the King of All Ice Creams. I'm hoping we can put aside our differences until next Thursday so together we can defeat the evil PBC.
But...this constant Marvel bashing has to stop, at least for a few days. As much as I want to stand hand in hand beside the Church against the evil PBC I can't idly sit by let you belittle the Marvel heroes. What would Tony Stark think?!?
So please, at least until the votin's over can we please stop the hate?
Agreed, Jackie. For the sake of Vanilla Ice Cream and all its wonder, a truce will be in effect as of now and will last until Thursday.
In honor of this truce, I am going to watch the Punisher and Spiderman 3 tonight after work and while I'm at it I might as well get in Fantastic Four- Rise of the Silver Surfer this week sometime.
What about vanilla with strawberries on top? I would vote that the best ice cream ever. But it's gotta have strawberries. But as a fan of Harry Potter I probably don't have an adequate moral compass to be able to determine which ice cream is truly better.
Jennifer,
The leaders of this church always make execptions and those exceptions are submitted directly to the Justice Leaugue and Starfleet Command.
You will one day sit with us in the Hall of Justice. And strawberries on Vanilla Ice Cream has been deemed acceptable by the Elders since we all occasionally fall prey to problems of the fleshy fruits.
Now, get on over to Donut Buzz and Vote for Vanilla. ;)
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