We here at the First Church are always looking for new ways to terrorize people into acknowledging that everything we say is the Truth and that if they don't start heeding our words, Borg Cubes are going to surround the planet and start adding our biological and technological distinctiveness to their own.So please welcome King Kong into our Holy Pantheon. And we are going to tell you right now that any mention of the word "Godzilla" will get you excommunicated from our Holy Sanctuaries and buy you an eternal sentence inside the walls of Arkham Asylum.
The Elders and I have always known that there was a seed of good in the blasphemous Marvelite heretic, Jackie from Saved by the Torso and in this case he has come through for our faith.
Thanks to Jackie, we now have a giant ape on top of the Empire State Building who is going hurl shit directly at you if you don't stop thinking and start believing. You infidels have left us with no choice.
Your future is at stake. Kneel down before the Warp Drive and give praise to King Kong before it is too late for you to redeem your soul.
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King Kong, Empire State Building, Terror, Religion, Blind Faith is Good
5 comments:
Don't know about that one, Kong has nothing on the almight Cthulhu
NO! King Kong and Mighty Joe Young.
It's now scripture.
Oh no, there goes Tokyo, er, I mean New York! Go go, King Kong!!!
A-Freaking-Men Brother!
Thanks to your Church I just finished "Quiver"...and now this! You might just have a convert on your hands :D
That's wonderful news, Jackie. And thanks again for introducing us to the wondrous ways of the mighty King Kong.
Quiver is an excellent piece from the scriptures.
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