Those fans of that big, black comic book called the Holy Bible are at it again.
The big ordeal is over a single question. "Human beings, as we know them, developed from earlier species of animals: true or false?" According to New Scientist, the question is "splitting America apart".
Well, folks, the answer to this question is simple: we did evolve from single-celled organisms, but it was done by intelligent design.
We know the first to be true because Q took Captain Jean Luc Picard back to the beginning of life on earth where he witnessed the first two electrodes combusting to form life. It's right there in the show, people, how much clearer could it get?
We also know that our DNA came from a race called The Preservers. They scattered it around all the Class M planets throughout the galaxy (including the one in the Terran system or Sector 001- if you prefer) and programmed it to evolve into something that would walk upright and essentially resemble them. This was also made clear to us through Star Trek- The Next Generation.
So why all the fuss? The answers are right there. All we're required to do is give up all objectivity and reason and give in to faith and belief alone. It's so simple.
Please, please stop all the fighting and bow down before the warp drive. Surrender yourselves to the United Federation of Planets and Starfleet before you're forced to surrender to the Borg.
The answers are there we just have to accept them.
Hat Tip to All Click for alerting our Elders to this alarming new development.
Evolution, Creationism, Intelligent Design, Darwin, God