I received an angry letter from a non-believer (or possibly a Marvelite- it's hard to tell these heathens apart anymore) rejecting my call to hang the Bat signal over every town in America because this person claims that such a "waste" of energy would harm our environment.
Folks, despite what these nihilists will try to tell you, global warming and greenhouse gas emissions are not a problem that we need to concern ourselves with.
Because in the year 2063, the Vulcans are going to land in Montana and rescue us all from the horrible things that humanity has done to this planet including any harm we've done to our environment. So stop fretting over the ozone and carbon dioxide and put your faith in our logical friends from the planet of Vulcan.
Seriously, what the hell is everyone so worried about? The Vulcans are coming to fix things and they'll be here any day now (if we just believe, maybe they'll come sooner).
So for Robin's sake, people, forget about greenhouse gases, holes in the ozone, rising sea temperatures and dying wildlife. Let's fire up those power plants, turn up those air conditioners, rev up those gas engines, and blow off those mountain tops. Because when the Vulcans arrive, everything will be set straight again. Star Trekiology tells us so. Please, have a little faith.
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