Monday, September 24, 2007

Ask Guinan

Our role here at the First Church of the DC Comictician and Latter Day Citizens of the United Federation of Planets is not just to educate people about the Truth, push our beliefs on everyone including the state, and beat our enemies into total submission. We are also here to help people through trying times in their lives by using the eternal wisdom that Starfleet Command and the Justice League of America have handed down to through the scriptures of DC Comics and the Five Holy Star Trek Shows.

So we've established subspace communications with the Enterprise and have asked Guinan to answer some of your difficult questions. For those unfamiliar with Guinan, she is an El-Aurian- a race known for their fine tuned listening skills.

From Wikipedia:

"Her wise counsel proves to be of great value to the crew at times. However, the full nature of her close relationship with Picard is never revealed, although she does indicate that Picard stood by her at a time when she was in serious trouble. Also she reveals that one of the first things she sees in men are their heads, having a fondness for bald men.

"Guinan reveals in Star Trek: Nemesis that she has been married 23 times. She states in 'Evolution' that she has many children, including a son who went through a phase when 'he wouldn't listen to anybody'—something unusual 'in a species of listeners'."

So if you have any questions for Guinan, please leave a comment or email the Elders at:

From there we will relay your problems to the Enterprise E and post Guinan's answers to you as soon as possible.

1 comment:

jedijawa said...

This is such a cool idea.