Saturday, July 28, 2007

Superman's Real Power

Here's a video which demonstrates just why we need to embrace the Justice League in our hearts and begin teaching our children the teachings of Batgirl and the principles of Star Trekiology in our public schools- instead of all this "secular humanism" which plagues our public institutions as I write.

I mean humans are great and all, but do you personally know anyone who take out Darkseid like this?

(Please note that Spiderman, the "Incredible" Hulk, Elektra, or a single one of the X-Men are nowhere to be seen in this battle against the Evil of all Evils. Must have been laundry day for the heroes of the Marvel Universe.)


Have a great weekend!!


Devilish Girl said...

Superman was always my fave. But man, he sure did cause a lot of unnecessary destruction beating up this one.

Elvis Drinkmo said...

Indeed! He even seemed to bend space and time there for a few seconds.

Anne Johnson said...

Oh please. Only Barry Bonds knows where Superman gets his powers.

Elvis Drinkmo said...

Barry Bonds isn't from Krypton so he may need muscle enhancers, Superman is from Krypton so he does not.

I'm going to say a prayer to the Martian Manhunter for you tonight, Anne.