The First Church of DC Comictician and Latter Day Citizens of the United Federation of Planets proudly endorses Vanilla as the number one ice cream in the world. Unlike the fans of Anime, Harry Potter, and
This same pure logic can be applied to ice cream. There's Vanilla ice cream and then there's everything else. There is no need for any more questions at this point.
When I was young boy, we would stay at our grandmother's house while we watched Batman and Robin foil the sinister plans of the Riddler, the Egghead, and King Tut on the TV screen, she would make us homemade Vanilla ice cream that would make the Dynamic Duo's victories even sweeter. There wasn't none of this Rocky Road, Moose Tracks, Mint Patty, or Peanut Butter Chocolate. It was Vanilla and you ate every bite of it or Gramma was pissed.
So you see, Vanilla ain't just a flavor. It's a religious experience. Be sure to check out this spiritual video on why it your right and your duty to get on over to Donut Buzz and vote. And as always you need to vote the way the leaders of this church have ordered you to:
Vote Thrilla Vanilla