We recently uncovered Lindsay L.O.H.A.N.'s sinister connection to evil and crime. As a result, letters have been pouring into our office with reports to our undercover agents from people who have spotted other celebrities and politicians cavorting with supervillians and the Legion of Doom. Those named are no doubt working for Lex Luthor and Gorilla Grodd in some way.I am posting their pictures here so that everyone can see just how entrenched these dastardly arch-criminals are in our society. Congress needs to launch a national investigation with open hearings immediately.
Warning:
These are pictures of known Legion of Doom operatives and/or sympathizers. We cannot guarantee that they haven't figured out a way to send hypnotizing mind beams through digital photographs.
Please avoid prolonged eye contact with these photos and keep your children away from the computer while viewing.
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Hillary Clinton, Dick Cheney, Paris Hilton, Drew Cary, Joe Manchin, Pat Robertson, The Pope, Larry King
2 comments:
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Slave Labor Graphics.
Hmmm. I'm going to put my disciples on that.
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