Friday, August 17, 2007

About War and Human Nature

Your Star Trekiology verse of the week.

Verily, Captain Kirk tells us:

"But the instinct can be fought. We're human beings with blood of a million savage years on our hands. But we can stop it. We can admit that we're killers. But we're not going to kill, to-day. That's all it takes. That we're not going to kill, to-day."

-Star Trek TOS
Season One
Chapter 23
Star Date: 3192.1



Anne Johnson said...

Kirk is clearly a pussy. Total wimp. No wonder he's reduced to shilling

Elvis Drinkmo said...

Marvelite propaganda. Captain Kirk would never stoop to selling cheap airline tickets and hotel rooms.

That guy who calls himself "William Shatner" is most likely a shape-shifter from the Gamma Quadrant sent here to distract us from the Truth while the Borg plot their final assault on our way of life. That's the only rational answer that can explain it.

JDB said...

The Priceline guy is actually someone called "TJ Hooker" - he had a documentary series on TV years ago. The Holy Kirk would never shill for anybody . . . but the Holy Kirk.

Elvis Drinkmo said...

Yes, I seem to recall a changeling who goes by the name Hooker in our secret files. That has to be the answer- I think that's the same shape shifter that went on Boston Public too.

Thanks for bearing witness for the Truth, JDB.

Anne Johnson said...

The one called "Shatner" was signing autographs for Trekkies at a convention center near me. Someone should have told him that when you shape-shift you should keep your previous weight and age.

Elvis Drinkmo said...

The age thing is part of the trick. The Dominion knows what they're doing.

Starfleet has designed phasers to detect these shape-shifters and expose them. But if we continue to turn our backs on their teachings and the values of the Federation, they will surely abandon us and leave us for the Borg.