Friday, April 17, 2009

The Part of the Charleston Protest You Didn't See

This just in.

Church investigators have discovered footage from the Tea Party down in Charleston, West Virginia later that evening which the media has failed to release:

We knew the Legion of Doom was behind this. Now this much is certain. We are also investigating a report presented by faithful church member, JDB, that the Joker and Lex Luthor may have created a sidearm of the Legion of Doom here in West Virginia and are calling it "The Legion of Dumb".

All we can say is that you all need to start praying to the Justice League before it's too late.

(And be sure to check out this tribute to the Tea Party from A Sour Apple Tree)


Malach the Merciless said...

This town needs an enema!

Chris James said...

Huntington's Teabag Party had Heath Ledger's Joker, but he was booed off of the stage for accusing everyone of lynching people in 1980, just 'cause no one in the the city (other than The Film Geek) wanted to see some stupid gay cowboy movie.