Church investigators have discovered footage from the Tea Party down in Charleston, West Virginia later that evening which the media has failed to release:
We knew the Legion of Doom was behind this. Now this much is certain. We are also investigating a report presented by faithful church member, JDB, that the Joker and Lex Luthor may have created a sidearm of the Legion of Doom here in West Virginia and are calling it "The Legion of Dumb".
All we can say is that you all need to start praying to the Justice League before it's too late.
(And be sure to check out this tribute to the Tea Party from A Sour Apple Tree)