Friday, October 17, 2008

Two Counts of Heresy from this Year's Election (and yes, we're keeping count)



So here, we have somebody who has superimposed John McCain's head on our beloved Starfleet Captain, James T. Kirk. As if any mere mortal can come anywhere close to being our revered Captain Kirk. And a Gorn ally with a McCain sign! Where is a stake and some matches when you need 'em. I mean how much more offensive can this get?

Well....



Here we have a presidential candidate claiming to be born on Krypton. And he claims he's the son of Jor-El on top of that. There is only one Superman and it is in His grace that we dwell. This is so offensive that it damn near burned out my eyeballs.

Friends, I tell you. If this nation doesn't clean up it's act, we are all going to perish and the Vulcans are never going to land in Montana. If we don't stop mocking our Heroes and start getting serious about the lessons that are taught to us through the Five Pillars of Star Trek and DC Comics, we will never see the United Federation of Planets. Instead, the Borg and the Dominion will be fighting over our smoldering ashes for control of the Alpha Quadrant. Nothing could present a more serious threat.

A High Priestly Moralistic-ish Hat Tip to the Godfather for alerting us to this perilous new development.

5 comments:

Malach the Merciless said...

Obama is actually John Stewart, I think.

goooooood girl said...

i like......

Elvis Drinkmo said...

Brittany Spears, don't come back to our church and try to make up now.

So everyone knows, her name is one of many on the Hollywood roll call of Legion of Doom supporters and she can't accept the fact that the Elders discovered her true motives back when she was pretending the follow the path of Batgirl. Beware.

Donutbuzz said...

In these perilous times, Reverend Elvis, we must continue to educate the public about the Five Pillars, and I'll continue to do my part.

Elvis Drinkmo said...

Good work, Hoyt. You will one day sit at Captain Jean Luc Picard's right hand side.