While the media is busy covering the battle of the Iowa caucus, we thought we'd let you know that the Green Lantern Corps has won the battle over the Sinestro Corps. Balance had been restored to the universe, but you'd never know it if you were to turn on CNN.
I suppose if Spiderman or the Fanatastic Four were on the scene the media would be all over this breaking news. Where these Marvel heroes were during this fight to save the galaxy is anyone's guess- probably in out in Iowa holding up signs for Hillary.
Yes, friends, Sinestro and minions have been defeated.
And they did it all without the help of Mike Huckabee, Barrack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Mitt Romney, NBC News, or that so-called superhero called the Messiah, aka Jesus Christ.
For John Stewart saith unto Guy Garner, I guess the good guys won. And Hal Jordon proclaimed unto the masses, One more thing, Sinestro, you're under arrest.
Green Lantern 25: 175-177
So shall glory reign upon the cosmos and let us all bow our heads in honor of Sector 2814's Green Lanterns. We shall give praise to their almighty names.
Green Lantern, Sinestro, Iowa Caucus