Saturday, August 23, 2008

McCain's VP Pick

Now that everyone knows who Barack Obama has chosen to run with him on the presidential ticket, it's time for the First Church released the information we've obtained concerning Republican candidate John McCain's choice for VP.

Here is who McCain will choose to run with him on his ticket:

So now we know why he's called the "green" Republican. His commitment to offshore drilling threw everyone for a loop, but we knew the real motives behind his attempt to take the White House. Once Poison Ivy is in the vice-president's mansion, the executive branch will settle for nothing less than the total annihilation of the Dynamic Duo.

If that isn't bad enough, we've also got pictures of McCain talking to some of the folks he plans to appoint to his cabinet:

Another Legion of Doom/Borg ticket. What a surprise.

The need for us to get those signatures together and draft Dick Cheney has never been greater. We know Cheney is also a Legion of Doom sympathizer and Borg operative. But at least with Dick in the White House, we can at least look forward to World War 3 followed by the Rapture that will come when the Vulcans land in Montana.

Friends, call now and get those prayers and donations in. The end times are near and what we do this November could decide the fate of the entire Alpha Quadrant.


Malach the Merciless said...

Well it is still better than our current VP

Anne Johnson said...

If our current VP were drawn as a comic, he would be too frightening for general readership.

Reverend, you have been awarded an "I Love Your Blog" award from "The Gods Are Bored!"

Chris James said...

Your guess ended up being better than most of the pundits.

Jennifer said...

Damn, you're psychic!!

Anne Johnson said...

Reverend, I have just raised the amount I tithe to your church. You are clearly a prophet.

Elvis Drinkmo said...

It is through the clairvoyant insight provided to me by a great devotion to the Justice League of America that I am able to make such wise decisions.

I thank Batgirl for providing this church with its profound insight.

Aphra said...

I'm trying to think positive. Where did I put that blaster, set to stun?