Tuesday, December 4, 2007

The War on Robinmas Day Continues

The other day I got thrown out of the county courthouse for demanding that the local officials set a panorama up on public property celebrating the day that Dick Grayson joined Batman's fight against crime as Robin. Needless to say my request was denied.

Later that same day, I was tossed out of a retail store for grabbing a cashier by his collar and demanding that he wish me a Merry Robinmas Day- instead of this secular Happy Holidays bullshit. Apparently, it's perfectly acceptable for Marvelites to tell their story in the month of December by advertising Spiderman 3 and Fantastic Four DVDs, but demanding that everyone be forced to kneel down before Batman and Robin in prayer isn't. What kind of a world are we living in, people?!

I mean I can't understand this. What would it hurt even for people who don't believe in Batman to take just a few minutes out of one day and listen to His teachings? Why can't children sing His praises in public schools anymore?

If we allow this to go too far, Batman and Robin will end up being taken out of graduation ceremonies. People won't be able to take Robinmas Day off work and it won't even be safe to follow the teachings of the Dynamic Duo in our own private homes. This is a slippery slope of the gravest proportions and the only ones who will come out on top are the Joker and Mr. Freeze.

It's got to stop somewhere. We must let America know that we will win this war that they have declared on Robinmas Day.

5 comments:

Buzzardbilly said...

Did you notice that people are trying to gloss over their ignoring of Robinmas Day by saying "Happy Holidays" like that's gonna cut it.

Wal*Mart is a spreader of this subversion of Robinmas Day, as if it could be equal to other holidays.

Ananke said...

I can't believe Robinmas Day is being ignored. But I have to admit to ordering Spiderman 3 on my Netflix account. I'm so ashamed...... :-(

Elvis Drinkmo said...

Here's what you can do, Ananke.

Find out which direction Gotham City is from your place, kneel and declare out loud, "Bruce Wayne is the only Batman and Robin is His partner".

Then you will be forgiven and you will see the Hall of Justice in the next life.

Elvis Drinkmo said...

And good point, Buzzard Billy.

There are two words that can best be used describe Walmart:

Legion of Doom

Buzzardbilly said...

LMAO, and that's three words ;)