Monday, December 10, 2007

Stop Illegal Immigration (from the Gamma Quadrant)





What's wrong with these two pictures?

Well, I'll give you a hint. Building a fence around the Arizona and Texas borders or the city of San Diego ain't gonna do a goddamn thing to stop Dominion infiltrators from the Gamma Quadrant.

When shape-shifters and other aliens from the other side of the Bajoran wormhole come here to this planet and start stealing our jobs, the human race has got some serious fuckin' problems. So instead of beefing up national borders, we need to start building up our forces along galactic borders. Security starts at home and home starts on the edge of what we all know as the Alpha Quadrant. Wake up, people!

You think people singing the national anthem in Spanish is bad, just wait 'til we're all forced to stand and sing "All Hail the Founders" in Dominionese.


Hat Tip to Chris James from The Sour Apple Tree for alerting everyone to this negligence on behalf of the next election's show ponies.

5 comments:

JDB said...

When shape-shifters and other aliens from the other side of the Bajoran wormhole come here to this planet and start stealing our jobs

[South Park citizens]They tuk our jobbbs![/South Park citizens]

Buzzardbilly said...

LMMFAO at jdb! I was thinking that too.

Anne Johnson said...

They can have my job because I don't have one. Maybe they'll hire me as a translator. Where can I learn Dominionese or whatever the hell it's called?

Elvis Drinkmo said...

There's a wormhole just off the bow of Deep Space 9 where you can enter the Gamma Quadrant and ask the Jem'Hadar to teach you Dominionese, Anne.

(On a serious note- I'm sorry to hear you're still unemployed. I just came out of that one myself and maybe by age 80 I'll get caught back up.)

Jennifer said...

I could climb over that stupid fence without a ladder or the benefit of a wormhole. What a stupid use of money. Although it will create a huge market for tall ladders in Mexico.