Election Day 2008

Tomorrow is the big day, people. The biggest day of all big days. The day that defines what big really means. In fact, this day is so big that the word big isn't big enough to describe how big it is.

Tomorrow, you have a choice America: the teachings of Starfleet and the JLA or the path which leads to Arkham Asylum and absolute Dominion rule.

So remember where your priorities lie as you go to the polls tomorrow. There's no need to concern yourselves with trivial matters like the economy or the ability to put food on your table. Focus instead on what's important like protecting the protouniverse in the galatic womb and preserving our right to carry phase pistols with stun and kill settings.

Starfleet provides for those who provide for themselves. Besides how is anyone going to hunt deer when the government charges into our homes and confiscates our bat'leths? How will we defend ourselves against the coming swarm of Jem'Hadar soldiers if they take away our hunting rifles? Pure logic and common sense thinking should serve to remind you that we're right and everyone else is wrong.

Keep your priorities straight when you go out and vote tomorrow, people. Because if you don't, Borg cubes will almost certainly surround this planet and add our biological and technological distinctiveness to their own.