Wednesday, September 16, 2009

The Reverend Elvis Drinkmo: ? to September 16, 2009

The Reverend Elvis Drinkmo has passed from Sector 001 and was beamed aboard the Enterprise E to be with his Starfleet Captain Jean Luc Picard earlier this morning.

The Reverend D. was born to a thick fog and his father remained unknown. He devoted his life to bringing the word of the Justice League and Starfleet Command to the masses and was ardent supporter of putting Batman and Captain James T. Kirk back in the classroom. Drinkmo was the head of a faith known as the First Church of the DC Comictician and Latter Day Citizens of the United Federation of Planets.

Elvis D. lead a life of strict piety and devoted his every moment to warning people about the Marvel biased media and spreading the good news of Batgirl (except when he was caught partying down with Emma Frost and Elektra, doing lines of ketracel white and watching Stargate Atlantis- for which the Reverend had repented publicly on several occasions).

Before he left us, he wanted his followers to continue his struggle to stop raising taxes on America's most wealthy people to spend on foolish things like food for children and universal healthcare. As he took his final breaths, he warned people of the evils of Borg Collectivism and the rising influence the Black Manta and the Legion of Doom have been exercising on the nation through their best friend in the white house.

He is survived by two half-brothers: The Mothman of Point Pleasant, WVa, Pumpkinhead of Clay, WVa, cousins Batboy of Pittsburgh, PA and the Crypt Keeper of some unknown planet of the Alpha Quadrant. He was preceded in death by his uncle, The Creature From the Black Lagoon, whose extremist, right-wing political views influenced many of his beliefs.

The Intergalactic Board of Elders will hold a service on Risa at 10:00 AM September 30th at the Lieutenant Commander Worf Sanctuary representing the First Deacons for Hawkgirl.

Update:


The Elders have contacted the Guardians of Oa who spoke with Elvis Drinkmo through an multidimensional communication device and he has granted you all permission to visit this commie's blog:

F**ked Up World

34 comments:

primalscreamx said...

Truly, a sad day...

Malach the Merciless said...

RIP, but we all know, just like comics, this is either a blog on a alternate dimension or you will rise up in about a year.

Paul said...

Black Manta?

I see what you did there. :)

The Film Geek said...

I'm saddened by the news...

JDB said...

Warp speed, Rev.

* Sounds of Scotty playing "Amazing Grace" *

Buzzardbilly said...

I was so hoping that this was coming to pass because the Rev. Drinkmo got a book deal on his writings as the preeminent DC Comictician on Star Trekiology. I always thought it was an idea with book-length legs.

Godspeed to Elvis, and I'll be over to check out this F**cked Up World he has granted us permission to join.

Flying Junior said...

You know, Elvis. I always thought that you worked for DC comics or Paramount or something like that. I mean, man you had so much access to these beautiful graphics. Your work had a lot of cred. After all, you were building a faith. But your personal beliefs were ambivalent. You couldn't really say that the right had it all wrong. Therefore, your allegories...

Sigh. Well the rest is history. Yours was the greatest blog I ever found. It made me think, however convolutedly. But the best part was sometimes it was really fuckin' funny.

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