Saturday, October 9, 2010

US Senate Race: West Virginia 2010

We have heard some disturbing news that there are some people here in the state of West Virginia are thinking about voting for Mountain Party candidate, Jesse Johnson instead of one of the two fine major party candidates, John Raese (R) and Joe Manchin (D), for the US Senate.

This reminds us of some people tend to follow the teachings of Spawn instead of choosing to adhere to the beliefs of one of the two only serious comic book publishers, DC and Marvel.

Friends, we need to look at the facts here. Raese and Manchin are men of the people. It's not like these guys were born with silver spoons in their mouths and never had to work a day in their lives. Hell, everybody knows the last name Manchin hardly has any political clout in Charleston. And Raese, well, we all know he has almost as much in common with working people as Leona Helmsy or Warren Buffet. Not like we're supporting some new aristocracy with these two men or anything.

So let's get serious people. Come on.


Nancy said...

Jesse Johnson is sticking to the issues, no time for mud slinging in his book. See, and see what you think.

Elvis Drinkmo said...

In order to enter the Hall of Justice, you must vote Republican. Either vote for the Republican or vote for the Republican who calls himself a Democrat.

If you'll turn with me, please, to The Batman Chronicles:

"But remembering the dwarf's words, The Batman holds onto the vicious beast,

"'Lion of no lion, I'm sticking to you like glue'"

So you see, the Dynamic Duo instructs us to vote a certain way and if we don't, well, then Arkham Asylum is just around the corner.